Hey, we're C's. Welcome to today's spicy episode. So spicy that my producer, I guess, couldn't

even write an intro for it. He didn't want to touch that one with a 10-foot pole, but

we're going to dive right into the Stonzy Lore, the Lore of Stonzy's Love Life. Get ready,

my ex wrote an entire album about me. Who's excited?

Uh, C-E? Yes, Joanne. What fresh hell is this? This is going to be great. I promise, breaking

news if you are receiving this right now because you're a huge bitch.

Christ, a fresh hell of this.

Hello and welcome to what fresh hell is this with me, Stonzy Patenza. Hope you're all

having a good week. I am. My days have been kind of starting a lot later just because this weekend,

I had a friend in town, one of Roger and I's mutual friends was in town, so we were out super

late this weekend. I woke up at 4 p.m. yesterday. It was the context of that. My days have been,

and then I didn't go to bed until like 3, 4 a.m. So I'm just getting the day started at like 2 p.m.

drinking a latte. I'm drinking a lavender latte with not milk, but that's what it's called.

It's called not milk. It's like a plant-based milk alternative. I have no idea what it is if I'm

being honest. It just said not milk. You ask the brand what they are. What's in this anyway?

They're like, it's not milk, that's for sure. We have a pretty juicy episode today just

because a lot occurred this weekend, and I don't usually talk about relationship stuff,

my romantic life, in great detail. I know we've kind of touched on it before, but I,

so I mean, we all keep tabs on our exes at, you know, to some extent, and I won't hear any arguments.

I won't hear anyone who's like, no, I don't, I don't know. Shut up. We all do it.

So I found out that my ex released an album recently, and knowing him, I was like,

I have a feeling that this is going to be about me. So I was like, okay, let's pull this up.

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