Oh Baby?!
Togethermess
Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Oh Boy... or Girl??? This week, Jordan drops a surprise bomb into Jeff's lap with no warning. Jeff is highly triggered after a confrontational Am I The A-Hole? and finally, Jeff and Jordan help answer some heated Dear Crabbys. Whew!
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, media group. It was just like shocking. I wasn't ready for it. And they're like, so what do you think, Jeff? And I was totally blacked out. I was like, on air, but I had no idea what we were talking about. Hey, guys, episode 120. So yesterday, I had to take loss until across practice. Our schedules are just getting getting crazy right now Just recording you with your new job all of that you came out of this episode like a jack in the box What Like somebody who's winding you up. You're like hey everybody episode 120. I'm gonna get ready to do it. Loss Oh, sorry, sorry keep going Okay, it. Okay, so for everyone's interrupted. |
| 0:46.2 | I apologize. |
| 0:47.0 | We, Lawson was lacrosse. All right, he was getting all his gear on and I was gonna walk him down to the field where his practice is and he goes, you don't have to walk me. I was like, you don't need me? Like, and he's like, no, I'm good. I'm like, oh, okay, I'll just sit in the car. |
| 1:03.6 | I'll be here waiting for you, but he's getting so big. |
| 1:06.9 | And I was kind of sad about it. |
| 1:08.9 | And then the other day I gave him 20 bucks to go to the book fair and I was gonna go with him and then he goes no mom Don't take it the wrong way, but I don't need you there I he wants to go during recess because that's when the kids can go, like his friends, and I was like, oh man, he doesn't need me anymore. He doesn't want me. He's like getting bigger. How does that make you feel? Kind of sad. Well, it made me go back to those sleepless nights when I was in the rocking chair almost crying and stressed out and like, oh, wishing for him to be eight years old and being able to not have to get the baby carrier, to not have to feed multiple times in the night, to not have to do like other things. And then I was like, today, I was like, I would go back to those sleepest nights, not looking so tired and being crabby and wishing I wished it away, you know, and wishing to go back to it, which I said I never would wish to go back to it. Why do you think he twice about having a third child? Oh gosh, no. I am late on my period, but I have hope on four days late on my period. You know, it's where I was. I have a period tracker. That's how I know. |
| 2:28.4 | I do it when I went to the ER. They did a pregnancy test and it was negative. So I'm like, okay, I think I'm good. What do you mean a period tracker? I have a period tracker that lets me know when my period's about to start. And I've been crampy and I'm getting super emotional How do they know it's you? |
| 2:43.2 | Like is it like a weather rep? |
| 2:44.8 | Like on my Garmin watch? |
| 2:46.6 | Yeah, oh, so it knows it's you. |
| 2:48.5 | It's a game, yeah, and I type it. emotional about things like that. How do they know it's you? Like is it like a weather rep? Like on my Garmin watch? |
| 2:46.6 | Yeah. |
| 2:47.6 | Oh, so it knows it's you. |
| 2:48.6 | It can. |
| 2:49.6 | Yeah, and I type in when my last period was, and it's like a 28-day cycle, and then it'll |
| 2:53.9 | tell me your period's coming. |
| 2:56.0 | And then I've missed my period. |
| 2:58.2 | So I'm a little late, but we got the IUD, but everybody said you can still get pregnant on IUD. Huh. Yeah, you know, it's weird. I was just having that conversation. That'd be a little stressful. Holy. We'd be pulling your parents. We totally be doing a Mary and Keith. Um, because your brother is seven years older than you. Scott's five and then you were, you were a little mistake. Yeah. Later later. You could get pregnant. Yeah. Our kids are eight and six. So I came a little late, a little earlier. My brothers are five and seven years older than me. Yeah. Well, we'll, we'll see. We'll see what happens. I, listen, I'm, I'm 46. Yeah, I know. |
| 3:45.0 | All right. Well, that was some dead air. Anyways, I was having this conversation with somebody today, ironically enough, just a couple hours ago. And we were talking about kids, you know, because I'm getting to know a lot of people at work and like their families and things. So they're like, how old are your boys? And I was like, oh, eight and six. I'm like, oh, they're still pretty young. |
| 4:06.2 | They're like, any, you want any more kids? |
| 4:08.3 | And I'm like, oh, eight and six. And I'm like, oh, they're still pretty young. |
| 4:06.0 | They're like, you want any more kids? |
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