Good morning, Millennials. And welcome back to the toast. Happy Thursday. And it's a great Thursday because an unexpected back-to-back Jackson Claude in the studio together. Ben was supposed to be here today, but he's, quote, so busy. So Jack's here. Even better.

Even better. I'm filling in for Ben. Who's filling in for me. And it's the original recipe, which is such a joy.

It is so great to you back with you yesterday, Jackson, to do it again.

I don't know what I did in this life to be esteemed with such honor, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

It's so crazy we used to do this every day.

I know.

And now it's just such a sweet treat.

Sweet treat. Well, I'm happy to be here. Thank you everyone yesterday. I announced my children's book, The Camper and the Counselor, which you can see here. And also, if you're listening as a podcast, check out my Instagram. And I got so much love, support, pre-orders. I mean, how could you not? Look at that fucking cover. And it just meant so much. So thank you to everyone who was excited for me and sent their love and who ordered the book. And I think to, you know, thank everyone for how excited they, there was so much support. To thank everyone for their support, I should read the second page. Another page. Maybe slowly will like end up reading the whole book. Okay, but you have to start from the beginning again, right?

So I read the first page yesterday and now I'm going to read the second, okay?

It's the first day of camp.

My bags are tightly packed.

My duffled trunk and pillow are all neatly stacked.

We bump and we bounce up curves, bends and hills.

The windy camp roads give me goosebumps and chills.

We're here, I yell. As we pull into the drive, we've made it to camp. I'm so glad to arrive.

As I head to the bunk, I'm filled with suspense. My heart's beating fast and my shoulders feel tense.

Now you can get the full book October 10th, but pre-order now at the camper and the counselor.com.

Link in my bio, link in my stories, link everywhere.

Link up my ass.

Search me on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Target, Walmart, Indiana.

Yeah, it's the number one children's book on Amazon right now.

It's not a big deal or anything.

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