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Hello and welcome to RomaniaX, the cross channel booze crews at Brexit podcasts.

Where every week we travel to the continent and come back laden with material

that could give you a terrible headache and an upset stomach. Please enjoy this podcast responsibly.

My name is Dorian Linsky and I'm joined as ever by RomaniaX, own double-atts,

the Liam Fox and Philip Hammond of Ever Closer Union, InDunt and Peter Collins.

Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. InDunt is the editor of Politics.co.uk and the author

of Brexit, what the hell happens now? How do we inhale you?

Everyone in the week. This week you've been dreadfully upset and Netflix is no longer going

to mail out to you, VD. It's a country going to hell. It is in a handbasket.

I got to read about that and then I got to talk about it on the radio and it was so nice,

like the luxury of not talking about Brexit or tariffs or something like that.

And actually just being able to talk about movies and the differences between what it's like to

to really geek out on something or just to be a sort of more passive consumer about things.

How nice it is to sometimes have sort of free choice taken away and being forced to watch

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