We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Okay. You have accessed entry 861.

M.K.0640.

Certificate number 1899 1.89.

Officials general.

That would be the difference.

That's what the general is referring to.

Attorney General is referring to.

Not official generals.

That'll be a different show. Official generals, that was a that was my burles.

Is that right? It's a little militaristic for a bunch of big guys doing burlesque

Like you're like the village people but you're all just wearing A bunch of big guys doing burlesque.

Like you're like the village people, but you're all just wearing the uniforms of four different

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