The United States Supreme Court was established on the principles of fairness, dignity and impartiality.

The Honourable Chief Justice and the Associate Justice

It is a uniquely American body, an A political council of elders who are single-mindedly devoted to the Constitution.

I'm just fucking with you. The Supreme Court is a shitcho. Always has been.

Actually, what the Supreme Court does is ideological, judicial law-making all of the time.

I'm Leon Nephaw. You may know me as the co-creator of two history podcasts, Slow Burn and Fiasco.

I want to tell you about a new show I'm working on. It's called Five to Four. It's all about how much the Supreme Court sucks.

If you watch the State of the Union, they're all just sitting there in robes.

Like they're just like a completely different kind of person than anyone else.

Exactly. Where a fucking suit.

Your hosts are three pissed-off lawyers. Michael, Riannan and Peter, aka Twitter's the law boy.

Nine justices that compose the Supreme Court are not the smartest people in the country.

No. We are. That's right.

Every week, Peter, Riannan and Michael are going to take on a legally dubious Supreme Court decision about a hugely important issue.

Affirmative action, gun rights, gerrymandering, campaign finance.

They're going to dissect these cases from every angle and pretty much just tear them apart.

Kennedy says this is a direct quote. There's no such thing as too much speech.

From Westwood One and Prologue Projects, Five to Four premieres in February. Wherever you get your podcasts.

God save the United States and this honorable court.

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