He's average boy, he's average boy, he's average boy.

Look out, he's back with shoes untied in his ears, slicked back, taking life on one

day at a time, average boy and just bringing the rhyme.

Welcome to episode 71 of the official average boy podcast.

I'm Jesse, editor of Focus on the Family Club House Magazine.

And I'm Bob Smiley, aka average boy, aka the dirty donut destroyer of daily, disastrous

disappointment.

Whoa, whoa, Bob, that sounds a bit negative for you.

You know, usually you give yourself, like, upbeat nicknames, like, hang on, I saved some

of my favorites here.

Oh, yeah, you once called yourself the Freedom Fighting Flip Flop Forgetter, but find

her a fast fleeting fun of the sun, which was great, or this one, the personal pumpkin

plopper of picture perfection, or who could forget the noble, nefarious, knowing knowledge

of no.

Well, evidently, you could forget it because didn't, didn't you just have to look it

up right now?

That's a fair point.

But, you know, all those nicknames are positive.

The dirty donut destroyer of daily, disastrous disappointment, I got a wonder, did something

happen?

Yeah, it did, or actually, something didn't happen, or at least not the way I wanted it

to happen.

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