Official Average Boy Podcast #69
The Official Average Boy Podcast
Focus on the Family
4.7 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2022
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Summary
The fall festival at Bob’s church is filled with fun, a family photo shoot and a parking lot full of pumpkins. What could go possibly wrong? First, Average Boy has to keep his clothes clean. And that’s not easy with all the strawberry ice cream and chocolate bars lying around. Then there’s the spider attack! Discover what happens when everything doesn’t go as Bob’s Mom planned. Also, Bob and Jesse give a listener some advice on how to handle an annoying brother.
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| 0:00.0 | He's average boy, he's average boy, he's average boy, look out, he's back with shoes untied |
| 0:18.6 | in his ears, slick back, taking life on one day at a time, average boy and just bringing |
| 0:24.8 | the rhyme. |
| 0:26.8 | Welcome to episode 69 of the official average boy podcast. |
| 0:30.1 | I'm Jesse Editor, focus on the Family Clubhouse Magazine. |
| 0:33.2 | And I'm Bob Smiley, aka average boy, aka the personal pumpkin plopper of picture perfection. |
| 0:40.2 | And we're off. |
| 0:42.0 | Wait a minute, what? |
| 0:43.0 | We're off? |
| 0:44.0 | We're off where? |
| 0:45.0 | Off the air? |
| 0:46.0 | You know, I gotta be honest, Jesse, with all the jokes you tell, I can't believe it took |
| 0:49.0 | us this long to get canceled. |
| 0:50.4 | No, Bob, we're not canceled. |
| 0:52.8 | In fact, our podcast is actually doing really well thanks to people rating it, writing |
| 0:57.2 | reviews and telling others to listen to us. |
| 0:59.6 | Oh, cool, hey, maybe we should pause while people rate, review and tell others about |
| 1:04.1 | us now. |
| 1:05.1 | Or we could just give them what they want, Jesse jokes about cats. |
| 1:09.4 | Wait a minute, how do you know they want that? |
| 1:12.0 | I don't, but I found some really good cat jokes on my Jesse joke folder. |
| 1:16.8 | Oh, brother, okay. |
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