Official Average Boy Podcast #58
The Official Average Boy Podcast
Focus on the Family
4.7 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2021
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
Bob falls asleep in school. That's the bad news. The good news is that he decides to change his habits so he can get more rest! (OK, the truth is ... his dad helps him see there's a time for everything.) With all of his renewed energy, Bob wrangles some chickens, dominates his homework and comes up with a great answer to a listener who asks, "How do we know Jesus is with us when we don't even see Him?" After this action-packed podcast, Bob takes some well-deserved rest.
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| 0:00.0 | Average boy, he's average boy, he's average boy, he's average boy, look out, he's back with shoes untied in his ears, slick back, taking life on one day at a time, average boy and just bringing the rhyme. |
| 0:26.0 | Welcome to episode 58 of the official Average Boy podcast. I'm Jesse, editor of Focus on the Family Club House Magazine. |
| 0:33.0 | And I'm Bob Smiley, aka the amazing awe-inspiring awake Average Boy of Awesomeness. |
| 0:40.0 | Also, my grandma sometimes calls me Bobby. |
| 0:43.0 | Hey, glad you're here, Bobby. |
| 0:45.0 | Uh-uh, Jesse, I said my grandma calls me Bobby, only she can do that. |
| 0:50.0 | Oh, sorry, Bob. You know, I actually thought that might be going too far, but you certainly are awake in full of energy. |
| 0:57.0 | You know, it seems like I'm going to have my work cut out to keep you on track. |
| 1:01.0 | Oh, no you won't. I love track. I even once ran a 1K. |
| 1:07.0 | A 1K? I've never heard of that. |
| 1:09.0 | Well, the race was actually a 5K, but I did so well in the first K that I stopped running. |
| 1:14.0 | You know, I felt that I didn't need to rub it in everyone else's face about how good of a runner I was. |
| 1:19.0 | Plus, everyone else was so far behind me that I couldn't even see him. |
| 1:24.0 | How are you sure they were behind you? |
| 1:26.0 | Well, I actually ran the race backwards, so I knew they'd be behind me. |
| 1:30.0 | You know, I could talk about track all day. |
| 1:32.0 | Oh, Jesse, did you know that I once did the pole vault? |
| 1:35.0 | I did not know that. So how did you do? |
| 1:39.0 | I did great. I went over the bar. Everyone was totally stunned. |
| 1:43.0 | Wow, were they stunned because, you know, they didn't think you'd be good at pole vaulting? |
| 1:47.0 | I actually think that they were more stunned because I pole vaulted into the high jump pit. |
| 1:52.0 | It really confused all the high jumpers when I went running by with that pole. |
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