Average boy, he's average boy, he's average boy, he's average boy, look out, he's back with shoes untied at his ears, slick back, taking life on one day at a time, average boy and just bringing the rhyme.

Welcome to episode 54 of the official Average Boy podcast. I'm Jesse, editor of Focus on the Family Clubhouse Magazine.

And I'm Bob Schmiley, AKA Average Boy, AKA the awesome appreciating amazing kid of awe.

Aw, aw, aw, yeah, it sounds like you're eating a carrot and focusing on a words this week.

My dad says I should focus on A's at school every week.

But what about the carrot? That's a healthy food. Did you lose a bet?

No, I'm eating it because carrots are packed with vitamin A.

And before I give you a chance, what did the rabbit say to the carrot? It's been nice knowing you.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want because he can't hear you.

Knock, knock, who's there? Carrot. Carrot, who? Do you care it all about me?

Okay, they're Jesse. I think I did all the carrot jokes so you don't need to slip in a Jesse joke into this podcast.

Wow, you know, those were great. When it comes to carrot jokes, you top them all.

Get it? Carrot top? Carrot top?

Okay, good. So you're not going to try to be funny. This is going to be a great podcast.

It is, you know, but for very different reasons than what you just mentioned.

But you seem real fired up and ready to go today.

I am. I'm back from summer camp and it was amazing. I made lots of friends and I learned so many new things that I've been wanting to learn about.

That's great. What did you learn?

I made lots of friends that I mentioned that you did.

And I've read your previous stories in Clubhouse Magazine and listened to the last podcast.

So did you end up going to that piano camp like you were planning?

Way to key in my past stories for promotion there, Jesse. That's music to my ears. No piano pun intended.

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