He's average boy, he's average boy, he's average boy.

Look out, he's back with shoes untied at his ears, slick back, taking life on one day

at a time.

Average boy and just bringing the rhyme.

On episode 47 of the official average boy podcast, I'm Bob Smiley.

Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I was waiting for you to say something like, aka, the troubadour

of truth, aka the awkwardly awesome average boy.

Nope, nothing like that today, just good ol' trustworthy Bob.

Hmm, come to think of it, Bob.

Yeah, Bob, Bob's a really trustworthy sounding name, and I'm Jesse, editor of Focus on

the Family Club House Magazine.

What does my name make you think of?

I immediately think of King David's dad in the Bible, or also someone who needs to find

better jokes.

Oh, well, speaking of jokes, Lori Elizabeth C wrote into us at averageboy.org and asked,

do you have any jokes about zebras?

Well, Lori Elizabeth, we have a dazzling array of jokes about zebras.

I see what you did there, Jesse, because the group of zebras is called a dazzle.

Yep.

You know, after all these podcasts, I figured out that some of the things you say actually

have two meanings to them, you know, everything isn't just black and white.

Oh, well played there, Bob.

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