Official Average Boy Podcast #123
The Official Average Boy Podcast
Focus on the Family
4.6 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
In this milestone episode—which Bob is convinced is mathematically special—Jesse and Average Boy dive into the world of healthy eating. Bob’s mom has officially launched a "health kick" at the Smiley household, leaving Bob to face his greatest enemies: rice cakes and hummus. While Bob tries to figure out if kangaroos work for rideshare apps and why his school lunch always tastes like a freshly mown football field, Jesse tries to keep the show on track with a few "un-beet-able" jokes. The duo also suggests some helpful Bible verses to a listener who’s fighting with a friend.
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| 0:00.0 | In an age of screens and social media, looking through a physical magazine feels extra fancy. |
| 0:06.2 | But so many magazines for teen girls are iffy to say the least. |
| 0:11.0 | That's why I subscribe to Breyo magazine from Focus on the Family. |
| 0:14.2 | It's full of fashion and beauty tips, inspiring stories, and articles on things like body image and spiritual growth, |
| 0:20.4 | all from a biblical worldview. |
| 0:22.5 | Subscribe to Breyo at FocusOnthefamily.com slash magazines for kids. That's Focus on |
| 0:27.2 | thefamily.com slash magazines for kids. |
| 0:32.1 | Average boy. He's average boy |
| 0:40.3 | He's average boy |
| 0:44.3 | Look out, he's back, with shoes untied and his ears slick back, taking life on one day at a time, Average boy and Jess bringing the rhyme. |
| 0:56.1 | Welcome to episode 123 of the official average boy podcast. |
| 1:01.1 | Oh, hey, that's right. |
| 1:03.1 | 123. |
| 1:05.0 | One, two, three. |
| 1:06.5 | You know, the numbers are all in order. |
| 1:08.1 | So this is obviously a special episode because that's not |
| 1:11.5 | going to happen again until episode 1,234. |
| 1:17.7 | A.B, yeah, I think all the numbers will be in order again with episode 234, 234. |
| 1:25.6 | So you got interrupted, Jesse. |
| 1:27.8 | Uh, please continue your introduction. |
| 1:30.0 | And, and why don't we just forget about those last 10 seconds, okay? |
| 1:33.9 | Okay. |
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