Official Average Boy Podcast #117
The Official Average Boy Podcast
Focus on the Family
4.6 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2026
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
Two exciting things happen for Bob (aka Average Boy) in this episode: it snows in Texas, and he finds a bag of leftover Christmas candy! Those two events combine for a cold and sugar-filled outdoor adventure where Average Boy gains an appreciation for how Jesus’ forgiveness covers our sins and makes us as white as snow. Jesse adds to the hilarity with a few frosty and funny winter jokes. Then Bob and Jesse team up to provide some advice for a listener who’s dealing with friends who are a bad influence.
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| 0:00.0 | average boy he's average boy he's average boy |
| 0:10.0 | he's average boy look out he's back with shoes untied and his ears slick, taking life on one day at a time. |
| 0:23.0 | Average boy and Jess bringing the rhyme. |
| 0:27.8 | 117 of the official average boy podcast. |
| 0:30.8 | I'm Jesse from Focus on the Family Clubhouse Magazine. |
| 0:33.6 | Jesse, it snowed. It totally snowed. |
| 0:35.8 | I mean, we got snow in Texas. It was amazing. I mean, I know you live in Colorado where there's only like two weeks out of the year that you can be outside without a snowsuit on, but here in Texas, it snows about once every, never. But boom, boom. I mean, cold white stuff just falling from the sky. So much it it was it was a white christmas well i mean |
| 0:55.6 | this happened after christmas but you know what we keep christmas in our hearts all year around right |
| 1:01.3 | so it was like we did have a white christmas it was so amazing did you you had a white christmas right |
| 1:06.5 | anyway how are you jesse oh okay wow uh yeah Wow. Yeah, I'm good, A.B., thanks for asking. |
| 1:13.7 | And I'm guessing you found where your dad hid all that leftover Christmas candy, because you seem really hyper today. |
| 1:21.8 | Oh, yeah, I actually did find the candy sack in the attic. |
| 1:24.9 | Yeah, my dad tried to, you know, throw me off the trail there. He labeled the bag, coconut, broccoli, and homework assignments, you know, in hopes that I wouldn't go anywhere near it, but I wasn't fooled. I knew it was Christmas candy. So yeah, I guess I have had some sugar, but also, it's just super cool that I got to play in the snow. Okay, yeah, yeah. Well, I promise, let's get to your snow story soon here. |
| 1:46.1 | But first, I think we need to stick to the format of this award-winning podcast and have you introduce yourself to everyone. |
| 1:53.2 | Oh, okay, great idea, Jesse. |
| 1:54.8 | Hey, everyone. |
| 1:56.3 | I'm Bob Smiley, aka A.A. A.k.a. A.k.a. the... the super sugared up, a serene, selfless, spellbinding |
| 2:05.8 | storyteller, and... Oh, searcher of surreal, soothing subject matter. You know, searcher of surreal, |
| 2:14.6 | soothing subject matter, that's a fancy way to say I'm always looking for adventure that makes people happy. |
| 2:20.7 | Well, significant, successful, yet sincere description there, AB. |
| 2:25.0 | And I think we can all agree that you are always looking for adventure. |
| 2:29.8 | In fact, we have 116 previous episodes to back that up. |
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