Official Average Boy Podcast #115
The Official Average Boy Podcast
Focus on the Family
4.7 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 December 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
It’s a wild Christmas at Average Boy's house. The excitement includes: five snoring cousins, four aunts and uncles, three dog biscuits, two Jesse jokes and a cold-nosing by the Smiley’s dog. You’ll love the message of family togetherness. And you won’t want to miss how Bob and Jesse wrap, er . . . rap up this episode!
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| 0:00.0 | average boy he's average boy he's average boy he's average boy and just bringing the with shoes untied and his ears slicked back, taking life on one day at a time. |
| 0:23.0 | Average boy and Jess bringing the rhyme. |
| 0:26.3 | Welcome to episode 115 of the official average boy podcast. |
| 0:30.8 | That's right. |
| 0:31.9 | 115. |
| 0:33.6 | And they said it wouldn't last. |
| 0:35.6 | Uh, wait. |
| 0:36.4 | Who said it wouldn't last? Well, wait. Who said it wouldn't last? |
| 0:37.9 | Well, uh, well, Donnie, for one. |
| 0:41.2 | Oh, and, uh, Mark, Luke, uh, my brother. |
| 0:45.4 | My dad said it a few times, but that was after listening to the podcast. |
| 0:49.2 | Oh, Mr. Pavido said he was surprised it was lasting so long, but I'm going to count him as well. |
| 0:55.6 | Let's see. So my cousins, my history teacher. Sorry to interrupt, but instead of listing the naysayers, can you just say your name? |
| 1:05.5 | Oh, okay. Actually, that sounds more fun. Hey, everyone. I'm Bob Smiley, aka A.k.a. A. A.k.a. The dutiful, dashing, daring, |
| 1:15.7 | delightfully devoted, dreammaker, and developing doer of, well, deeds. Oh, well, good deeds, hopefully. |
| 1:26.0 | Good deeds are definitely better than dastardly deeds, although dastardly. |
| 1:31.1 | That's a fun word to say. |
| 1:32.7 | But I'm sure we'll get to your deeds in a second. |
| 1:35.2 | And for me, well, hey everyone. |
| 1:37.2 | I'm Jesse from Focus on the Family Clubhouse magazine. |
| 1:39.7 | Oh, and more notably, the creator of the world famous Jesse Jokes. |
| 1:45.8 | Uh, okay. |
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