Official Average Boy Podcast #111
The Official Average Boy Podcast
Focus on the Family
4.7 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Bob shows off his 70/70 vision by preparing to surprise his mom on her real birthday. Will her party be a sweet gathering or filled with spicy pepper spray and tears—like her surprise party the previous April (which was nowhere near her birthday)? Join Average Boy and Jesse for an episode that starts with a sugar rush and ends with a thoughtful look at honoring your loved ones! From kitchen mishaps and questionable birthday gifts to great listener jokes and a look at Colossians 3:20, they cover it all.
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| 0:24.1 | Visit truthrising.com today. That's truthrising.com. |
| 0:31.5 | Average boy. |
| 0:36.6 | He's average boy |
| 0:40.3 | He's average boy |
| 0:44.3 | Look out, he's back, with shoes untied and his ears slick back, taking life on one day at a time, |
| 0:53.1 | average boy and Jess bringing the rhyme. |
| 0:56.3 | Welcome to episode 111 of the official average boy podcast. |
| 1:01.0 | I'm Jesse from Focus on the Family Clubhouse magazine. |
| 1:03.9 | And I'm Bob Smiley, aka Average Boy, |
| 1:06.2 | aka the curious, caring, cheesy comedic, charismatic, cor corny cake cutter of celebration and can-do charisma. |
| 1:15.8 | Hmm. |
| 1:16.8 | Going with words that start with C for your introduction. |
| 1:21.6 | I, well, see. |
| 1:24.0 | Oh, I see well, too. |
| 1:25.8 | I actually have perfect 50-50 vision. Yeah, yeah, Bob, I just went to the eye |
| 1:30.6 | doctor and 2020 is perfect vision. In fact, you can't have 50-50 vision because the measurement |
| 1:38.3 | is based on what a person sees at 20 feet. Oh, okay, that makes sense. Huh. Uh, I thought 50-50 vision meant I could see half of the |
| 1:47.0 | stuff out of one eye and the other half out of the other eye. So, you know, 50-50 vision. That makes |
| 1:52.3 | sense to me. But if 2020 is the best, then I have that as well, I guess. So, oh, I think I have |
| 1:59.3 | 77 vision. Hey, yeah, my math is perfect too because I |
| 2:03.6 | remember to carry the 20. Or wait a minute, would that be 40? You know, one for each optical? |
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