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Hello From The Magic Tavern

Offices and Bosses S1E5: The I.T. Team

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Fiction, Comedy

4.811.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Everything comes to a head at the office Holiday Party.


Credits

Arnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie Niekamp

Chunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai

Usidore, aka John Bastion: Matt Young

Metamore: Bill Arnett

Krom the Fingarian, aka Gail Davidson: Mark Logsdon

Flower, aka Gail Durst: Brooke Breit

Musa and Koji: Kat Kuhl and James D’Amato

Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen

High Time Queen: Brooke Breit


Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover

Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi

Theme Music: Andy Poland

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Audio Assistance: Jason Knox

Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz


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Transcript

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0:00.0

What? What? We can dance if you want to. We can leave your friends behind.

0:10.5

Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well there, no friends of...

0:14.8

Okay, hi, hi. You scared the crap out of me, Earthlings.

0:18.6

Yeah, I was just jammed into some 80s hits as the high-time queen from SpaceBunker temp services.

0:25.0

Well, it's my prerogative to do so, so back off.

0:28.4

What do we got? What do we got? New season of Hello from the Magic Tavern begins on July 22nd.

0:34.8

Bam! Lots more Stitcher Premium bonus content from your Magic Tavern friends coming soon after that.

0:41.4

We're pal! Live Magic Tavern shows during GenCon and Indianapolis on August 2nd. Zippity,

0:48.4

PAPAPAPAPAL! Go to HelloFromTheMagicTavern.com to get more information.

0:55.0

Ugh, I gotta cut back on these caffeine mud baths. That's right, I drink mud.

1:01.1

KERPOW! PAPAPAPAPAL!

1:04.2

And now, I present for your listening pleasure. Offices and bosses, season 1, episode 5,

1:11.4

the dramatic climax of the offices and bosses first season. But it's not the end, so check back here

1:18.6

on July 8th for a very weird and very special high school themed offices and bosses epilogue

1:25.9

episode. Later nerds!

1:27.9

Here not marketing manager, IT professional, sales rep and temp. I am office manager,

1:52.0

your guide in the realm of bosses and bosses.

2:00.9

All right everybody, this copier is stuck. Who's got some plans here to get this copier and unstuck

2:06.8

here? I'm gonna get my little hands in there and train ungeamment. Your hands aren't as small as they

2:12.3

are in the game. That's true, yeah. A little little die there. Let's see here, that's a 7.

2:18.0

Says 7, okay, your hands are stuck. You should have lifted the number 3 little lever first.

2:27.4

I would have thought Gale would have known to look at the indicator display on the top of the copier.

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