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🗓️ 24 June 2019
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Everything comes to a head at the office Holiday Party.
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Arnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai
Usidore, aka John Bastion: Matt Young
Metamore: Bill Arnett
Krom the Fingarian, aka Gail Davidson: Mark Logsdon
Flower, aka Gail Durst: Brooke Breit
Musa and Koji: Kat Kuhl and James D’Amato
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
High Time Queen: Brooke Breit
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover
Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz
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0:00.0 | What? What? We can dance if you want to. We can leave your friends behind. |
0:10.5 | Because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance well there, no friends of... |
0:14.8 | Okay, hi, hi. You scared the crap out of me, Earthlings. |
0:18.6 | Yeah, I was just jammed into some 80s hits as the high-time queen from SpaceBunker temp services. |
0:25.0 | Well, it's my prerogative to do so, so back off. |
0:28.4 | What do we got? What do we got? New season of Hello from the Magic Tavern begins on July 22nd. |
0:34.8 | Bam! Lots more Stitcher Premium bonus content from your Magic Tavern friends coming soon after that. |
0:41.4 | We're pal! Live Magic Tavern shows during GenCon and Indianapolis on August 2nd. Zippity, |
0:48.4 | PAPAPAPAPAL! Go to HelloFromTheMagicTavern.com to get more information. |
0:55.0 | Ugh, I gotta cut back on these caffeine mud baths. That's right, I drink mud. |
1:01.1 | KERPOW! PAPAPAPAPAL! |
1:04.2 | And now, I present for your listening pleasure. Offices and bosses, season 1, episode 5, |
1:11.4 | the dramatic climax of the offices and bosses first season. But it's not the end, so check back here |
1:18.6 | on July 8th for a very weird and very special high school themed offices and bosses epilogue |
1:25.9 | episode. Later nerds! |
1:27.9 | Here not marketing manager, IT professional, sales rep and temp. I am office manager, |
1:52.0 | your guide in the realm of bosses and bosses. |
2:00.9 | All right everybody, this copier is stuck. Who's got some plans here to get this copier and unstuck |
2:06.8 | here? I'm gonna get my little hands in there and train ungeamment. Your hands aren't as small as they |
2:12.3 | are in the game. That's true, yeah. A little little die there. Let's see here, that's a 7. |
2:18.0 | Says 7, okay, your hands are stuck. You should have lifted the number 3 little lever first. |
2:27.4 | I would have thought Gale would have known to look at the indicator display on the top of the copier. |
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