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0:00.0	Hello again, it's me, the high-time queen from Space Bunker Temp Services.
0:10.4	Clearly, I still don't have a better assignment from the temp agency.
0:14.6	I was really hoping to get a cushy reception gig, you know where I could just sit at a desk,
0:20.1	occasionally answer the phone, and write my novel about a dog with fire powers.
0:25.4	It's called Bark Draft.
0:27.4	Oh well.
0:28.7	I guess instead I'm just dusting off another episode of The Hello from the Magic Tavern,
0:33.3	Spin-Off Mini-Series, Offices, and Bosses.
0:36.8	Did I mention I found one of the robots they used to fake that behind the scenes episode?
0:42.0	Say hello to Robot Matt Young.
0:44.2	Pfft.
0:45.2	You're one to talk.
0:46.2	Ugh.
0:46.7	Who even are you Robot Matt Young?
0:49.7	Nobody wants to hear someone that they've known and beloved for years as one thing
0:54.2	sound like something else.
0:56.2	And I am not a roro robot.
0:58.3	Well, you might as well make yourself useful and read this ad stuff.
1:01.8	Hi, this is Matt Young.
1:04.0	Deaf definitely not a robot.
1:06.4	And I'm here to announce a very exciting event happening at the Apple Store
1:10.8	at 401 North Michigan Avenue on May 17th at 6.30pm.
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