OFFICERS AND SPEED CANNOT BE RESTRAINED BY THESE SEAT BELTS w/Radio Free Tote Bag

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2021

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

This week we take a respectful, serious tone as we offer advice to various online posters, with the help of relationship advice podcast Radio Free Tote Bag.

Questions featured on this show: "Can a police officer ejaculate so prematurely that he dies?"

"Do seat belts prevent the momentum necessary to escape your vehicle in an emergency?"

"What kind of bicycles do all these new genders ride?"

And many more

Support the show for $3.11/mo and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Transcript

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show exactly what it looks like when you're
0:27.6	going to go to the deserts.
0:30.6	Follow their environmental testimony. Stay tuned.
0:32.6	Okay. I'm Alexander Edward.
0:36.6	And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:38.2	And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:40.0	The world is ending, but have no fear today.
0:44.0	We are here to help.
0:46.7	It's going to be a slightly different episode of Minion Death Cult this week.
0:52.7	No more problems. We are fixing the problems today. No more
0:58.4	judgment. Okay. No more snarky political sniping from this show. We're going to offer solutions
1:07.3	today because we have a couple of wonderful guests with us. We have Audrey and Donovan from
1:13.4	the Relationship Advice podcast Radio Free Tote Bag. How are you folks doing?
1:20.9	I'm fantastic, Alexander. How are you? Very well. How are you, Donovan? I'm doing great over here.
1:26.8	I crushed a bagel sandwich with jalapenos and they're trying to escape out my esophagus a little bit, so I've been a little bit burpy.
1:33.9	But overall, good.
1:35.4	Okay, so we won't be offering any nutritional advice to the listeners today.
1:41.7	Purely relationship and let's say social. Let's expand our, our prerogative here
1:48.4	from the normal relationship scope to, let's just say social, your relationship with the world,
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