Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our

latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via

supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was

a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my

guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my

Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with

me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit

girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast platform.

I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach Nirvana

while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

Oh man, yeah. That is, uh, that's our brand new animated show open and god damn it's

fucking funny as hell. That kicked ass. That's pretty great. Um, hey everybody, welcome to

office hour's east on a new night. Just because of Thanksgiving, because of this stupid ass

holiday, uh, that's, uh, manufactured. But anyway, so we, we, we, we're not doing next week

because no one's around and et cetera, et cetera. And so here we are, but it's still exciting. Um,

anyway, welcome everybody. Welcome. I still hear the theme song playing. It's a really long

fade Tory. Really long fade. I mean, you know, I like a slow fade as much as the next person,

but that was like a little too slow and a little too long. Can I get a little more of me

in my headphones? I'm not hearing me at all. Keep going, keep going. I'll say when to stop,

keep going, keep going. There, that's good. Thank you very much. Um, well listen everybody,

let's just address the, um, the football in the room right away. As you can see, there's no

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