Office Hours East - Episode 3 (Jon Glaser, Tami Segher, Nick Offerman)

Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker

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4.7 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2021

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

The gang from OHE got CUTE & CORNY on a jam-packed third episode with host New York Jonathan (Jon Glaser) and guest co-host Football (Tami Segher) rating corn mazes, YOU on the studio hot line demonstrating your cutesy voices you use with your pets, plus NICK OFFERMAN calling in “from the road" and our old pal Slice (Jo Firestone) checking in on the phone too!

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0:00.0	All right welcome to offers hours east I'm not looking at you I'm looking kind of at our monitor
0:29.7	because as you can see we got a wide shot going on and I'm sure all the eagle-eyed
0:35.3	sliceheads out there have noticed that uh that's not a slice of pizza in the normal spot
0:43.9	that slice is and that is because um we had um within the last two hours like really last minute we
0:53.9	got an emergency text from slice saying that his dog was sick and he was not feeling really good
1:02.6	about leaving the dog alone and you know Tori and my producer and I were like slice whatever
1:08.7	you got to do take care of that dog that's priority one the show is like priority ten
1:14.0	and so slice stay at home we we we did talk to slice and we're actually going to call slice
1:19.6	we're going to call slice uh in just a moment and find out what's up with the dog at the latest
1:24.6	we had touch space with slice just a little before the show and it sounded like the dog was back
1:28.7	to like its personality and playing with the ball and toys but we'll catch up with slice but anyway
1:34.2	slice called as good friend football and that's who's uh that's who's joining us tonight and we're
1:41.0	really so football I really want to thank you very much for joining us it's absolutely my pleasure
1:47.5	thanks for having me yeah well it's great that you were just available it's great that you were
1:51.9	close enough just to get here um just a stone throws away excellent I was I guess you could uh I'm
1:58.9	glad you didn't go with the football analogy like I'm glad you didn't say like uh I'm a you know I'm
2:02.9	like I'm a 50 yard bomb away I guess that's not really a bomb but that's a good throw but anyway
2:08.4	stone's throw no yeah that we we don't throw footballs you know footballs throw around stones
2:15.1	got it got it right so you don't you wouldn't you don't unless you're like rough housing with
2:19.2	each other and then you might throw one of yourselves around do you for do you fraternize with other
2:24.2	footballs oh yeah yeah yeah do a lot of uh pig skin versus shirt pig oh I see so that's like your
2:32.4	version of shirts and skins I guess oh you guys do that yeah that's what we humans do oh okay cool
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