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faithadjacent.com slash Patreon. Okay. So, hello, it's an office hours. How is everyone doing today?

How are we doing? Listen, I hate to say that I'm doing pretty well because an ice storm has

skewed north. Okay. My apologies to Tennessee and Arkansas in North Carolina for what you're about to experience. But I was not made for no electricity. I believe that in my heart. I was not made for limited chaos. I, but it's not enough for me to take like the pill. You know, I've always said, you know, in the, in the, pill? You mean cyanide? What? What? You mean cyanide? What? What did you mean? In an apocalypse, I'm not meant to be here. I'm meant to be in the arms of my savior. And so I am not going to stay here. But the problem is if it's only like four days, you're like, I kind of need to stay here. Yeah. That feels dramatic. It feels too dramatic. Yeah. But it's also super cold. And when you don't have electricity and I don't have a backup plan. I do like that you're like 15 minutes away from Lord of the Flies, like at any point. At any point.

I'm not waiting for the soldiers.

One inconvenience away from popping a signage. That is true. That is true. Okay. How are y'all doing? Knox? Um, you know, uh, I, I, I look forward to a weather event, um, like a, like a cool weather events, you know, where no one's, like, affected that much, but it's like snow or ice or

whatever.

I, what I'm not doing well about is, do you all have food cities? Like food city? We have a food city? Well, we don't in Birmingham, but in Alabama we do. Yeah. So we, that's all it is around us now. It's like Publix, which is too expensive and food. Food City. Like that's how they do it on the commercial.

And it's just like you think, it's a city of food in that store. But I went yesterday on Wednesday. This storm's coming on Saturday. Everything's gone.

Yeah.

Wipe down. Got to make your milk sandwiches. Listen, they sold us today. They told us today, uh, last night.

They're like, oh, it's skewing north.

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