"Office Christmas Party"
The Next Best Picture Podcast
The Next Best Picture Podcast
4.2 • 542 Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2016
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You are listening to the next Best Picture podcast, and this is our review of Office Christmas Park. |
| 0:06.4 | Ooh, somebody's getting. |
| 0:08.9 | I'm... |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, no. |
| 0:11.6 | It's my sister. |
| 0:12.8 | You're having a Christmas party tonight? |
| 0:14.3 | Oh, it's not a Christmas party. |
| 0:15.5 | It's a non-denominational holiday mixer. |
| 0:17.9 | More inclusive. |
| 0:18.5 | Well, whatever you call it, it's not happening. |
| 0:20.5 | All right. It's canceled. Hey, idiot, I'm looking right at you. Okay, we're not doing it. We'll still do it. This branch is failing. I'm shutting you down. You gotta give us a little bit of time to turn this around. All right? If by some miracle, you can close Walter Davison his $14 million account, your jobs are safe. Done. You'll see you're gonna look so stupid. Then we'll finally have something in common. God damn it's so mean! Guys, what if we show him with the greatest time of his life at our Christmas party tonight? This is how we save everybody's job. It's not the worst idea. Walter? Do you party? |
| 0:55.1 | I used to. |
| 0:57.8 | It's F word, Christmas, B word. |
| 1:00.4 | Let's get mother F word drunk. |
| 1:02.9 | Lost it. |
| 1:04.8 | It's my birthday. |
| 1:06.2 | Ah, really committing. |
| 1:07.6 | That's nice. |
| 1:09.0 | Light the candle. |
| 1:09.7 | Merry Christmas, bitch, idiots! |
| 1:12.6 | Right down the chimney, folks! |
| 1:14.6 | Yeah! |
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