Off The Grid and Eating Your Own
The Brighter Side
The Last Podcast Network
4.7 • 636 Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2019
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We got to keep on the right side. |
| 0:05.0 | You got to keep on the right side. |
| 0:09.0 | I spend my paycheck called for my blue boots. |
| 0:14.0 | That's okay and now I've got for me. |
| 0:18.0 | Keep on the right side. You got to keep like the right side. |
| 0:21.5 | You got to be all on the bright side. |
| 0:27.7 | Yeah, I don't like the world. |
| 0:29.6 | I don't like none of you human beings. |
| 0:31.5 | You're all stinky, and you want to look at your phone all the time, |
| 0:34.9 | and you want to put the chip in you, |
| 0:37.1 | and you're all at the grocery |
| 0:38.1 | store picking out rotten meat and putting it in your rotten bodies. I'm going to go live off the |
| 0:42.7 | grid. Yeah, that's right. Just me and a dog. Hunting chickens. Hunting chickens and building a shack. |
| 0:48.9 | And ain't none of you going to fuck with me. Ain't nobody here. I'm going to grow my own vegetables. |
| 0:53.1 | I'm going to grow my own weed. I'm gonna grow my own weed. |
| 0:54.4 | I'm gonna make myself live off the well water on the land and fuck all you stinky humans. |
| 1:00.2 | Wait, what? Oh, no. I can't do. Are you pulling me out of my home? Are you pulling? I don't, I'm not |
| 1:07.3 | bothering anybody. I'm not bothering any of you stinky, horrible people. What are you going to do to me? What are you going to do? Put me back in civilization? I fucking hate everybody in here. I'll go to prison and I'll live in solitary confinement, just to fuck all of you. I don't like none of it. I don't like none of this. The government, they're going to steal your jobs. The government's stealing your |
| 1:27.5 | jobs. All right. That was real meta. I like that. Thank you. We're talking about a lot of |
| 1:36.4 | things today. And they all sort of kind of go handy and handy together, little handy jobs together. |
| 1:41.6 | That was fun. I'm Amber Nelson. That's Ed Larson. Hey, what's going on? Amber, I was walking today, and I was thinking about our show. Yeah. And I realized we never check in with each other. We don't. We never just see how each other we're doing. We do the diaries and you get it all out and whatnot and I get it all out, but we never just say, how you do, |
| 2:01.4 | how was your week? |
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