Hello, do I do it? No, it's a god.

Boys and girls, your attention please, presenting a new exciting radio program,

Astros and an airplane, more powerful than a locomotive,

keep perfect as two-folder.

Beware comic folks, use Double Dupont, a very thought bubble episode of Starmas spoilers.

If you're just joining us for the first time, we're here to answer all your questions about comics

and comics adjacent culture.

Some of us are so-called experts and some of us are your friendly neighborhood novices,

but this podcast meant for comic lovers of all levels.

If we plan on going in-depth or spoilery on any subject, we'll be sure to give you ample warming.

So grab your hammers, glasses of truth, head into the speed force, and without further ado,

let's get on with the show.

Alright, hello and welcome to Astro-Mov spoilers, off season two.

My name is Dave Gonzalez, and if I was a supervillain, I would be the Mongoose enemy of snakes.

I'm Jorda Robinson, and if I were a supervillain, I would be a social injustice warrior.

And I'm Neil Miller, and if I were a supervillain, my name would be Neil Sirdames,

and I would just walk up to you on the street and spoil the rest of your life for you.

Because that's the ultimate dick move.

It's like, hey, you're gonna die in three weeks.

Oh, that's terrifying. You're like the movie The Ring in Person form.

Yeah, but I don't do anything after that.

I just walk up to you and tell you the bad shit that's gonna happen in your life and walk away.

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