OFF SEASON TOUR: Star Wars The Last Jedi

A Storm of Spoilers

Dave Gonzales and Neil Miller

Tv Reviews, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.6 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2017

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to another off season tour episode of A STORM OF SPOILERS! STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI is finally in theaters! Da7e, Joanna, and Neil all got to see the movie, and two out of three of them liked it. And those two who liked it can't agree on what good special effects look like. There are CALM and STORM sections of this very lengthy podcast that also was recording as the Alabama Senate race was coming to a close. All that drama and a Storm section that's basically a full podcast in itself...right now! STOP BEFORE 44 MINUTES 30 SECONDS IN TO AVOID SPOILERS Follow Neil (@rejects), Joanna (@jowrotethis), Da7e (@da7e), and the show (@StormofSpoilers) on Twitter!

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0:00.0	Beware, spoiler fobes!
0:12.4	You've stumbled upon the last Jedi episode of Storm of Spoilers.
0:18.2	That's right, it's Star Wars time for all three hosts, and just like in the Game of
0:22.1	Thrones season, we want to make sure you keep the balance in the spoiler force with both
0:27.2	calm and storm sections.
0:29.6	Halfway through the show, we'll switch from spoiler-free reactions to spoiler-filled
0:34.2	bounty in order to discuss the eighth chapter in the Skywalker saga.
0:58.2	Hello and welcome to a Storm of Spoilers, off season tour.
1:04.6	My name is Dave Gonzalez, and if I were to keep a critter from the Star Wars universe
1:09.0	as a pet, I would have to be the Malakili of the real world and get myself a ranker.
1:15.7	Dave, what did you just even say?
1:19.8	So like the guy who cries because Luke Skywalker kills his ranker in Jabba the Huts thing.
1:25.3	He's like, oh he killed my pet and you're like, oh that huge monster was a pet, that
1:29.5	would be me.
1:30.8	You said in a way that I could not hear the spelling.
1:34.4	I heard Malakili instead of rank-core.
1:37.4	Okay, anyway.
1:38.4	Ranker.
1:39.4	Ranker.
1:40.4	Ranker.
1:41.4	I'm Joanna Robinson and when I'm not busting Dave's balls about pronunciation of fictional
1:48.5	characters, I would say, I wouldn't keep this critter as a pet because I don't think
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