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My name is Dave Gonzalez and the best weapon to kill a shark is being on land.

I don't know why I'd be in the ocean because that's what the sharks are.

So if I had to kill a shark, I would use the natural fact that we're both on land.

I'm Joanna Robinson and the best protection against a shark is being a hot woman in the

future film The Meg because apparently it's boiler alert.

They are immune to sharks.

I'm Neil Miller and I would definitely have a bomb wrapped in some sort of bloody meat

that I would lower from a large boat into the ocean, let the shark eat it and then blow

them up because apparently I'm the only one who's trying to kill the shark.

Neil, would you say that the best weapon against a shark is the chums we made along the way?

Oh, yeah.

That's where it was.

What should have been all along?

This week on Star Wars boilers, it is our own little shark week.

That includes talking about some shark movies.

We all watched Deep Blue Sea in terms of like a classic shark movie that you could go

on Netflix right now and watch.

And then we also all ingested the Meg, the surprise hit for water brothers in this weekend's

box office.

And then for our Patreon subscribers at patreon.com slash stormers boilers at the

mason level above, you'll be getting a bonus segment about the new popular film Oscar

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