Jamie, how are you?

I'm all good, mate, all good.

How's it been going with Neville?

Before we start on Neville though, is that little scruffy beard going on there?

What's going on?

Yeah, I'm just trying things.

While I've been off, basically, I'm trying to do things that I've never done before, really. So, I thought, uh... Have you never had a beard? No, it's probably the longest I've ever let it grow, to be honest. So I don't know how long it's going to last, but it just shouldn't take me mind off the situation that we're in. So me just started the piano. I actually pulled me quad today running with James so he's got to do some running to keep fit. Well, I actually pulled me quad today, running with James,

so he's got to do some running to keep fit.

I thought I could keep up for him, and I've done my left quad,

so that's me done none of the wise anyway.

Have you had your hair cap yet?

No, but the fellow who cuts me hair, cut through pete,

he's been online saying he can't get out

and see anyone for obvious reasons. So it's just, I think let's just let everything grow.

I can't wait to see it. See, you're all right though, because I've got big hair. My hair doesn't

grow long, it just has big. I think you're going to say a big head. Well, I've got that as well. We both know that.

Now, I had a little idea for today's off-script based on something that you wrote the other day.

And it did make me chuckle. It was when Virgil Van Dyck said he was going to do a Twitter session for an hour,

and you said,

which Premier League defender did you model your game on?

Clearly fishing for compliment.

And he got a bit cussed fireback when he replied Sammy Hippia.

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