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The Valenti Show

Off-Brand College Football Helmet Draft

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

The guys transition from discussing Harbaugh's comments and have some fun with an off-brand college football helmet draft.

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, so we're going to have a little fun for a second.

0:02.4

So I always make fun of RICO about how he's ruined college football and him and his TV executive friends.

0:08.4

But I say, you know what, the man's back from vacation, he's glowing, let's, let's not start on the wrong foot you gonna be

0:15.1

apologetic no I am going to try to broker peace by a couple times this month in the lead up to week zero.

0:28.6

Having positive college football drafts. Now, one of those, one of the things I do still love about the sport is the irreverence

0:37.1

to football helmets. That schools are not afraid to put a giant cartoon duck on their helmet or a disco ball or a laser frog or in the case of Central Florida an orange

0:50.0

monot which is an astronaut whose head is made of an orange.

0:53.0

These are the things that make college football fun.

0:55.0

So I said, you know what, we're doing a college football draft with a twist.

1:00.0

What I want to do is, the best, and David's going to pull the draft order, we will do a five-round draft.

1:08.0

The best non-brand name, non-blue blood helmets in college football. Meaning you can't select

1:16.4

Michigan or Notre Dame or Tex those are blue magic brand name. The schools

1:22.0

absolutely can be in a power conference. They just can't be one of the power

1:28.8

brokers historically. So that being said would MSU fall into the power broker school?

1:39.0

Yeah, they've made the college football playoff.

1:41.0

They actually have some level of history and they're a brand, top 20 revenue,

1:45.3

top 20 attendance. Can't do it. Now, Maryland, not a brand. And I know you love Turtles.

1:52.0

Any questions on how we want to do this?

1:55.0

I have a question so you can only pick one specific helmet from one team correct?

2:00.0

Correct.

2:01.0

So what if let's say it was Michigan State was eligible

2:04.1

and David picked a script logo on the helmet? Could I then pick the gruffs

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