Off Air: Nikki’s Colonic

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2019

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

On this bonus Off Air episode, Nikki recalls an intimate experience with a stomach massage and a tube up her ass. Check out You Up w/ Nikki Glaser’s new YouTube page to see what they’re talking about: YouTube.com/YouUp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Fly better to your perfect winter getaway with Emirates,
0:04.0	whether it's a tropical break in Thailand,
0:07.0	family fun in Dubai,
0:09.0	or ultimate relaxation in the Maldives.
0:12.0	But remember, it's not just about where you're going, it's
0:16.1	how you get there. Fly Emirates and start your holiday with delicious regional dining,
0:22.0	complimentary drinks, outstanding service, and award-winning
0:26.0	entertainment.
0:27.0	Emirates, fly better.
0:30.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:33.0	I pee a lot, but I think I've like a swollen prostate or prostate cancer.
0:40.0	And I'm worried.
0:41.0	Or just nine digs in your ass.
0:42.8	Yeah, I gotta tell one of the fellows to put a camera.
0:45.2	Yeah, go searching in there.
0:47.8	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, marquee.
0:49.2	Hook this go-pro up to your dog.
0:51.8	See you find.
0:53.0	We're going in.
0:53.8	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:55.8	A coal miner's flashlight.
0:58.4	He puts a filter on it.
	...

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