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🗓️ 1 June 2025
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Welcome to SUMMER SCHOOL with the Tolkien Tutor! This is our first episode in a series that will be published exclusively on Patreon as we progress through the summer! We anticipate at least 10 patreon exclusive episodes that will detail Tolkien's Unfinished Tales! This 1st episode will be on the MAIN Feed and then all following episodes in this series will be on patreon. Thanks for the support! Every dollar is going to our September Long Expected Party #3 ~
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0:40.3 | Okay. store T's and C's Apply cheapest item free I'm sorry. I'm not. I'm sorry. All right, kids, all right, that was the bell. |
1:07.8 | It's another beautiful day of summer school. |
1:10.8 | Now, who's ready to talk Tolkien? |
1:12.8 | Aw. |
1:14.1 | Oh. |
1:18.2 | So much more. |
1:19.7 | Welcome to summer school. |
1:25.3 | I'm Mr. Kirk, your Tolkien tutor. |
1:27.6 | We've got just seven sessions before the SATs, the Sumerlian assessment test. |
1:31.9 | Let's get it. |
1:34.6 | Okay. |
1:36.0 | Well, here we are. |
1:41.5 | You have to be here, I have to be here. |
2:02.7 | We're all getting... I'm getting paid. You're paying your dues, right? Whatever it is. We have to get through it. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Question of Brown. Sorry, yeah, not to Brown knows or anything, but I just wanted to say, I'm really glad to be here. I'm excited for summer school. I know my parents have high hopes for, |
2:09.7 | for, you know, my time with you. And so I just wanted to say thank you. The apple on your desk is, that's from me. It's from my orchard at home. Actually, we have an apple orchard. And I picked the |
2:14.7 | nicest one I could. And anyway anyway I just want to thank you for |
2:17.9 | you know being willing to teach me this summer I'm so excited to dive into uh professor token |
2:23.0 | um and is um for refurbished tails I'm so I'm very excited so wait I thank you I appreciate that |
2:31.2 | thank you so much thanks for the Apple and uh yeah I am, I'm, you're welcome. Glad you're here. I don't, we'll see how it goes. I, I, uh, I'm excited as well. |
2:39.9 | Um, these are, these are definitely tales that I love and have been listening to and I think |
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