(Of the Air): Fifthly!
The Orbiting Human Circus
WNYC Studios and Night Vale Presents
4.6 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2018
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A co-presentation of WNYC Studios and Night Fail presents. |
| 0:05.0 | You are listening to the orbiting human circus of the air. The This public service announcement was paid for by the joint governments of the world. |
| 0:28.8 | If children are present, turn your radio off at the sound of the tone. |
| 0:34.0 | Mommy, daddy, does the great hesitating platypus really exist? |
| 0:40.0 | Confirming your children's belief in the existence of the great recitating platypus of the north will keep them healthy. |
| 0:46.0 | New international studies show that children who believe in the great recitating platypus of the north have a greater recovery rate from all childhood |
| 0:55.2 | illnesses than children who don't. |
| 0:58.2 | Furthermore, the belief that if brave, the platypus will visit while you sleep recite his many palms |
| 1:05.3 | and cause you to wake up healthy has shown clinically to reduce occurrences of |
| 1:10.2 | illness later in life. |
| 1:11.8 | Parents the day of discovery will come. They, like we, will |
| 1:18.2 | learn the great reciting platypus of the north does not exist. But do not hasten the moment. Allow them to believe. Give your |
| 1:28.7 | children the chance to grow healthy and strong. |
| 1:35.0 | Broadcasting from the top of the Eiffel Tower, |
| 1:41.0 | the orbiting human circus of the Air. |
| 1:44.0 | The Earth. behind the red velvet curtains on the wooden stage, |
| 2:00.0 | beyond two performing donkeys being fed carrots by their trainer to the left of several |
| 2:05.6 | elderly women readying themselves on stilts directly across from ten chefs preparing |
| 2:10.8 | omelets on buns and burners clutching his mop and looking innocent out in the open |
| 2:15.2 | where anybody could tackle and remove him is Julian. |
| 2:18.7 | Gerritor at the Eiffel Tower. |
| 2:20.5 | Shouldn't you be hiding? |
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