Of Lemurs, Ditches and Figs - 015

The How-To Heretic

How to Heretic

Religion, Religion & Spirituality

5.0 • 961 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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On this week's show - Uncle Doug joins Uncle Mark and Uncle Dan to mourn the millions of fallen in the war with Atlantis, we bury a god very close to home and we take a taxi to wax penis town to meet the patron saint syphilus and florists.

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0:00.0	Welcome friends to the how to the how to heretic I'm Uncle Mark and I'm
0:09.2	Uncle Dan and this is your user's guide to life on the outside.
0:13.6	That's right. Leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world.
0:17.5	But it can also be a scary world.
0:19.5	Things work differently now.
0:21.0	Never fear. That's why we're your
0:23.5	on your uncles. And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of
0:26.6	fields, we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a
0:29.7	great life. After all, you only get one that we know of, so you better make the most of it.
0:34.0	Let's do a show! Wihoo! Well, Uncle Dan. Yes, sir. We are joined for the entirety of the show this week by Uncle Doug.
0:50.5	Uncle Doug.
0:51.0	Uncle Doug, welcome to the show again. Thanks for having me back guys.
0:53.0	We love having you here.
0:54.0	Hi everybody.
0:55.0	And Uncle Doug is one of the things that we like the most on this show is making sure that people don't
0:59.3	know who's talking at any given moment.
1:01.8	And all three of our voices are basically similar in in too many
1:06.4	ways. People that Doug and I are intimate with oftentimes can't tell our voices
1:11.3	apart so it was a really smart choice for
1:12.8	podcasting. Yeah. So Doug this week is going to introduce us to a late God of
1:20.0	sorts. I am indeed. Yeah, yeah, you're going to dig up a God. I've got a saint that I'm bringing to the table. I can't wait to hear about this guy. I assume it's a guy. It is a guy and he's a patron that we all need at some point or other. Okay great I love that I am going to talk about some
1:40.3	bullshit that's 35,000 years old.
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