Remember the Flategate? The NFL spent $20 million and found that it was more probable than not, that I was generally aware that someone may have deflated my

footballs you could have just given me the 20 million it and I would just told you I

fucking hit it. It. I did it. I was That was one of the best lines of the night from Tom Brady at the roast of

Tom Brady live on Netflix and it reminded me a lot of watching a football game because it was as long as a football game

Same literally right literally I didn't see it yet so go ahead. Yeah when you when you watch a football Literally. in the game that matter, there were about four or five moments in the three hours that actually hit.

It was a lot of swings, it was a lot of misses, it was a lot of low-hanging fruit obvious stuff and for a lot of the people who spoke

clearly someone else wrote it for them there were some professional comedians

there but it was too long. I had to tap out. I got to the point

where I can't just sit. Damn. And wait. You couldn't do it? You didn't have the stamina,

old man? You couldn't say, hang in there huh? I like things that

hold my interest and there were moments where it was like what is going on here

Kim Kardashian what was going on there?

Randy Moss, great player, shouldn't be presenting it a roast,

can't deliver it.

Gotta be able to deliver it, Gronk,

can't sell the material, as much as he wants to, can't sell the material.

As much as he wants to, can't sell it.

It doesn't work, Grunk, and the harder you try,

the worse it gets.

And then they had one bit with two professional comedians,

the one guy who always takes his shirt off and smiles like all toothy,

that wasn't funny.

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