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🗓️ 30 April 2025
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Draft Kings Network. |
0:10.7 | Which NBA team, just the players on the roster, would have the best chance of taking |
0:15.9 | Grant down an adult gorilla in hand-to-hand combat? |
0:21.1 | Man. So we're already-hand combat. Man. |
0:22.4 | So we're already losing 85 humans from the normal conversation of 100 to 1. |
0:28.4 | First instinct, I got two teams off the top of the dome. |
0:31.1 | I got the Milwaukee Bucks for some reason because Janus is such a freak, right? |
0:36.6 | Also, Bobby Portis just seems like he's crazy. |
0:39.1 | Like he would absolutely take on somebody. And then the other team I have is Houston. |
0:44.9 | Hmm. And that's because, man, Stephen Adams. Yeah, that's right. Come on. Like, I want Stephen |
0:49.4 | and like, Amend Thompson so fast he could probably just like confuse the gorilla while other people |
0:53.6 | do their thing. But I don't really like my chances with any of these teams. Yeah. Stephen Adams is a good |
0:58.2 | answer because I would be interested in Stephen Adams one-on-one with the gorilla. But I think I have |
1:03.1 | the answer. It's the Pelicans. All I need is Zion and like a super soaker full of hot sauce. |
1:10.4 | And just spread on the gorilla and just clear out. |
1:12.3 | Oh, look. |
1:17.7 | Welcome to Oddball. |
1:23.0 | I'm Amino Hassan. |
1:23.8 | That over there is Izzy Gutierrez. |
1:25.0 | We are both in Miami, florida where playoff basketball |
1:28.7 | doesn't exist anymore i will talk about that later in the show do we have to i mean we have to come |
1:34.0 | man we got to let that slide at the show on monday he's gonna filibuster yeah no we're gonna have to |
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