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I've scared me so much that they said that sometimes some people,

and if they, if they do cocaine, they die the first time they try it.

So I've never tried it because I didn't want that to have to be the way my parents told people I died.

I'm sorry, what?

Yeah, maybe we don't include part.

Oh, that's got to be included.

Welcome to Oddball.

I'm Emil Hassan and joining me as always is Charlotte Wilder from our New York studio.

A little bit later, we'll play another game of things that we saw in NBA Reddit

and wanted to see the other person react to so we read it to them and watch their reaction.

But first, he had lines.

That's right. It's media day.

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We've got our credentials on.

We are grownups.

We are working press covering boots on the ground in person in the flesh,

asking tough questions, getting tough answers right here on Oddball.

Charlotte, the headline started with your beloved Boston Celtics.

They sure did. I mean, and yes, we are real live grownup reporters. Shout out to us.

The Boston Celtics over the weekend have added Drew Holiday in a trade with the Blazers

that sends Robert Williams the third and Malcolm Brockton to Portland.

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