And the Hey everybody welcome to the show. It's that time of the day. It's that time of the week.

Guess what Tim? It's Friday. It's Friday. It's Friday. Freaky Friday.

Hey you know what? Actually tomorrow is Friday the 13th.

We are actually...

Real tomorrow. Real tomorrow. Now tomorrow is...

Yeah, that's true.

Do we get two of those a year? Is that how that works? Maybe one? I don't know.

Okay. I feel like you should look into that. I'm surprised you don't have two books on the topic already. I read three. I don't remember everything man.

Should we tell listeners what just happened? think so it was kind of weird we had a weird situation here at crackpot enterprises in which well let me just say we really try not to say much or anything about the topic true that we're going to be presenting that night and

Today was no exception, but in fact I took it a step further and I said Tim Timothy Jerome guess what buddy you I am not

telling you I am not telling you what I am not telling you what topic I'm bringing tonight

at all I'm not gonna say-

You tried to goof me.

You tried to punk me.

Absolutely.

You tried to spook me.

Guess what happened?

Oh.

You can't out Fox The Fox.

That's right.

So if you haven't read the title of this conspiracy, you know, in the actual

U.S. or whatever, but basically I was so excited to come here and blow your mind about the fact that octopuses are aliens because I completely believe it just so you guys know

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