I know, but I'm pulled in.

Right.

It's a sign.

Everyone's going to read the sign.

Don't take it personally.

You're not who they're talking to.

Rachel, who are you talking to?

I take everything personally.

Hello and welcome to, is this, the show are we boldly, conclusively, and scientifically decide what things in this big wide world are good.

Today we're back with another all-listener-submitted mailbag episode.

Joining me on the trip to the post office they put the forever and forever stamps

Jason and Rachel Doyle that's sweet that's great every time my dog hazel sits on me we call it

the stamp of approval because she kind of presses her vagina against your pants you know okay

and she sits on you no but oh no, but, oh, sure. So, you know, when she, you know, somebody comes over and she sits on them, which inevitably she will. It's like, you just got the stamp of approval. When you say we, that's you. I don't say that. You don't participate in that? No, no, no. I thought that was one of our little things. And so when she's excited, you call that her ink? Why do you start in the show like this? I said something nice about you two. A married couple. I said you put the forever and forever stance. You don't need to be disgusting right off the top. And by the way, what... You think that's disgusting. You should smell it, Matt. It's not... Okay, I get... No, Rachel, stop. I almost want to say, let's redo the intro, but we're not going to. We're going to push through. I just wanted to point out that... What a genius idea of the Forever Stamp.

Oh, yes.

Like, if we were to role play it, they're in the big boardroom over there at USPS headquarters.

Yeah.

Which is where.

Is that in D.C.?

Sure.

Is that where the fat cats in D.C.?

I don't know.

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