Good morning. Welcome, Billy Madison Show. I woke up to the story of Joe Biden warning the world that we're facing the prospect of Armageddon for the first time since the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Yes, Putin is deadly serious about using tactical nukes in Ukraine. He's not joking. Right. Well, yeah. Um, I mean, when, when China, when all these people, let's say Russia does use nukes, they start firing, right? Yeah, isn't everybody just blow up Russia then?

Well, yeah, in theory. And then, and then that sets off, you know, people blowing us up and us blowing other people. I think everybody would just attack Russia. I mean, if you're going to use, yeah, but Russia within attack, all of us. Yeah, I don't know.

Russia has 500 like nuclear warheads. Geez. Yeah, they have the Poseidon that, you know, it's just out in the ocean now. That's what they call it the Poseidon or whatever.

When they got 500 nukes in that ship, well, they got 500 nukes as like their total arsenal. I don't know why to just pop off. I'm not that interested with war. You know, some people love war.

And they love everything about. Okay. So like every single day, I watch, uh, you know, some YouTube clips on the update on the Ukraine Russia war. You're saying you're not following along. Not at all. Got you.

So what's happening? Well, uh, Ukraine is beating the crap out of Russia. Uh, it's embarrassing, right? It's embarrassing. But they are, we do need to remember, you know, I mean, Ukraine is supplied by us. So it's not that embarrassing just because our equipment is legit. It's pretty badass. Yeah. And so Russia like made all these quick advances and basically said, hey, these territories in Ukraine are now Russia and Ukraine was like, bitch, you can't even like hold down these territories. And so then they just start, you know, killing them.

And so Ukraine is just like beating Russia's ass right now. And that's why it's scary to think because, you know, Putin doesn't want to lose. But we don't want to let him win. So it's like, how does this end? Like where does, where does Putin say, hey, I don't, you know, I'm good. I'm going to go back to my whole or does he say, okay, you guys think you won. Here's a nuke.

Well, don't we just give Russia money? Isn't that what this is about? They just want money. They want power influence. They want to return to prominence.

I thought that doing a country and throw a temper tantrum and just meant they wanted something. Yeah, but this was more of a tipper teacher. I mean, they invaded Ukraine. Yeah.

And they basically said, Ukraine is ours. I think they just didn't, you know, they were just posturing. I mean, look at Russia's like equipment that is they're using. It's a joke.

I thought they were more powerful than what they were because of how, how, you know, they infiltrated us so hard. But really it's like, oh my god, they're not even like, they're nothing. They're people.

They've had a million people leave their, leave their country and flee the border because they don't want to fight the war. They can't even get dudes to go over there and fight because the dudes know like, oh my god, I'm going to go up to the frontline. I'm going to have no equipment. And I'm going to just get my ass. I'm be cannon fodder. Well, in that it was kind of weird. Yesterday, there was a story.

And how the Russian army, they have, you know, torture chambers and stuff that are filled with dildos. And so they're using dildos on their enemies. Yeah. No, I, that's real wild. I mean, that is the weirdest. Yeah, for war tactic. I've ever heard of.

But I'm telling you, somebody whips out a dildo. I'm every time you get all the answers. Yeah, what do you want to know? Yep, I can never read you're going to do what to wear? You guess what? You get all the answers. They don't even need nukes. Just dildos.

Here, I will give you Biden's address. Right. Yeah, I'll tell you exactly where he lives. It's like, yeah, I would immediately give up. Yeah, no, no, no, no, all right. Oh, here's the answer.

Chris is over there. I'm not telling you nothing. Yeah, I've been paid before. I'll do it again. Chris, like you have to love a tactical nuke. Oh, my butt.

Chris would not give up any info. No, no, but no, I still don't remember anything. Let's keep surfing. I keep surfing, buddy. Yeah, I'm fine.

The funniest part, though, is that like I've consumed basically all the war content that has been going on and that out of all the nuggets. That's what you're like, wait a minute. Wait a minute. They're using dildos.

Yeah, that's the thing that really struck me is that they were using dildos to get answers.

And I like they're going to get all the answers. No wonder they might win the war with dildos.

Right. If Russia makes a comeback, right? All of a sudden, it's like, hey, what happened to Ukraine? They're not really fighting anymore. I don't know, man. He got he used operation D operation dildo.

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