Hi there. Welcome, Billy Madison Show. We are live. You're one hour away from a

deadbeat dad cold. Also coming out the program won $1,000. Man, they did

something with the processing, huh? Actually got some bizzols. Yeah. Nice. I

don't think I have any good. Yeah, you don't need it. Even the playing field

over there, Mr. Voice, Sultry voice. There we go. Mr. Sexy voice. Damn you don't

need all that. You do sound good. Yeah. Finally, I always sound like ass. That

only took years. Well, because they always say I sound fat one too. I sound like a

big fat biker for whatever reason. They've always said that always. So I don't know

what it is. It's not like no ladies are ever like, wow, his voice is sexy. I

never realized that until the beginning when people started being like, man, I'll

be like, I always tell you, you sound fat. Yeah. I guess I got a fat person's voice.

Send high look. Yeah. Yeah. I should have your voice. That's fine though. You

know what I mean? That's that's what God gives you. You know what I mean? It's

like, hey, it gives you a personality, but your voice is ass. Yeah. It's fine. I can

deal with it. Oh, a bunch of idiots out there all crying and boo-hooing and

wha-and-wha-and-wha. Can't get on Facebook. Can't get on Instagram. What am I

going to do with my life? Yeah. I don't go outside. Yeah. Right. Go run

around. I mean, there's just other stuff to do. There were definitely people

that were like, man, I have been more productive at work today than I have been

in a long time. Yeah. Because they didn't have anything to do. Like people did

not know what to do with themselves yesterday. Dude, I'm so glad I'm not on

Facebook. Yeah. And there's nothing more annoying when somebody's like, dude,

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