Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please.

The show starts in five, four, three, two, one.

One.

Good morning class.

Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello Billy Madison.

You want me take my shirt off for you?

No, thank you.

Okay, David.

Oh, hello.

Boza.

We still got another thousand dollars that were giving away less than an hour brought to you boy on contested.com

Also brand new Debbie tag call in one hour now now if I'm doing my math correct, it's less than an hour.

Oh, got some big stuff on the program today.

I think Dr. Jay is going to call in, so if you got a question about getting some big movies

maybe getting big butt maybe you're thinking about getting big lips whatever it is.

You know abs hair whatever you want. I mean, he's got it all and he's board certified. We'll talk to him hopefully today.

The Queen of Divorce will be on so if you have a question, you got a pain in the ass X and you just you know need that child support money

Then we'll do that what else man we got a bunch of stuff

There was a bunch of stuff. There was something that we didn't get to yesterday. We need to get to today.

Gosh, there's so much. I'll remember here, man. I'll tell you what I do have coming up in the program.

Let me see, what do I got? What do I have on the program?

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