You're in the Paracast. You're in the Paracast, the gold standard of paranormal radio.

And now, here's Gene Steinberg.

With Gene and Chris in the Paracast, we've taken this episode aside from all the other episodes.

Instead of having another guest, I am Chris's guest, he's my guest.

It's a talking shop kind of episode.

We haven't had one of those since 2011.

And we find it's one of the most popular types of shows that we do.

And maybe it's because people build up a host of questions that maybe we didn't ask of the guests or didn't talk about.

And now they get their chance to have at us.

And if we look at the forums at forum.com, they ask us everything about my experiences or lack thereof as a teenager,

what I would tell other teenagers who once again to UFOs after being in this business for so many years

and having brought up a son.

What do I do?

But before we do that, let's just talk about Chris, because he has a motto on his Skype account, trick or treat because he's the trickster.

And I asked him, okay, Chris, you don't get visits from kids in your neighborhood because you live out in the country somewhere.

Yeah, it's pretty bleak for the kids, I think, in this particular neighborhood.

I think what they do is the parents take them to the subdivision that's a couple of miles away

and all the houses are lined up, you know, close together.

So you get more bang for the buck for the time that you put in.

But, yeah, in three years, I don't think I've had a single kid ever stop at the house.

Do you have candy around or what, just in case?

Yeah, just in case, of course.

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