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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

October 20th 2020

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Kiss-fm, Derek, Mornings, Billy Madison Show, San Antonio's Rock Station, 99.5 Kiss, Allgood, Bms, 111877, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2022

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Summary

Monday night football, wrestling death, cow wants snack, wild pigs, Camel toe pants, woman has no libido, things partners do that turn us off, temper tantrums, why are you called white trash, dinosaurs not real and more!!!!!

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0:00.0

What's up, welcome, Billy Madison, show.

0:14.0

What's happening? Yo, yo, yo, yo, Derek. I don't even want to bring up your

0:18.2

foosball from yesterday. We're talking about. I did awesome yesterday. I won so

0:24.6

much money this weekend. I got myself out of such a whole time. It's nice.

0:28.2

Honestly, it's stuff you can write folks about. Right now, Bill, I am currently the best sports

0:34.4

better in the world on Monday night football. You know, my record this year on Monday night

0:38.3

football is it's nine and one. That's 90%. You know, so there's no one in the world that is

0:44.7

hitting 90% on Monday night football. Nobody. Nobody. Nobody in the world. Actually, yes,

0:51.0

somebody's hitting 100%. That's the cowboys. Music. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're, I mean,

0:56.4

what do you want with Andy Dalton? I know. He was a turd, right? Yeah. If you bet on the cowboys

1:01.8

last night, you're an idiot. You're an absolute idiot. I did not bet on the cowboys. Yeah.

1:07.6

The Cardinals were definitely a play last night. That was a team I was on. So the season snapped.

1:14.1

If you will, last week would deck. So in this season, snap because the defense is a turd.

1:21.7

Well, the defense showed up for a long time last night. They were just waiting for the office.

1:25.4

They help them out. It's the defense. You turned the ball over four times. I mean,

1:29.3

what are you going to do? Cowboys suck ass. How many picks did that to the red rocket at two

1:35.0

and rocket through two horrible interceptions? Yeah. Z Kelly. It fumbled the ball twice.

1:39.9

Horribly. The cowboys are just, I mean, it's over. It's over. That's why you bet against them.

1:46.0

Especially when the Cardinals were only favor by one point. It was like, how come on?

1:50.8

The Cardinals, you know how much that Arizona quarterback, Kyler Murray, I was trying to guess

1:56.0

the last night. How many people he's had sex with because it has to be insane. Think about

2:00.8

this kid's life. He was, he grew up in Dallas, Texas. He never lost a high school football game in

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