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🗓️ 19 October 2020
⏱️ 162 minutes
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0:00.0 | What are you doing? |
0:02.0 | Welcome to Monday. |
0:05.0 | I hope you had a wonderful weekend. |
0:08.0 | Hope it was glorious. |
0:11.0 | What'd you do, Derek? Did you get a new necklace? |
0:15.0 | This thing is badass. |
0:17.0 | I mean, you literally comment on it every time. |
0:20.0 | That's the first time I saw that thing. |
0:22.0 | That is sick. time I saw that thing. You've commented on it. |
0:24.0 | No less than five times. |
0:25.0 | Well, I like it then. |
0:27.0 | Yeah. |
0:28.0 | I did some housework. |
0:30.0 | I got grandparents coming in this weekend. |
0:32.0 | Oh, snap, the grandparents are coming in this weekend. Oh snap the grandparents coming in to have sex. |
0:36.0 | What? |
0:38.0 | Yeah. When your mom comes in town, honestly she comes in town to have sex. |
0:41.0 | She brings her boyfriend, I bet she does. I bet they don't. I bet they |
0:46.4 | they don't. I bet they do it. My dad's punches in heaven. So I had to do housework. I had to get some stuff done. |
0:55.8 | Yeah, you did. |
0:56.8 | I had to do some cleaning. |
0:58.4 | That's right. Give some clean sheets and get their freak on. |
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