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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

October 17th 2022

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2022

⏱️ 172 minutes

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Check out Monday, October 17th Episode Of The Billy Madison Show

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0:00.0

So this woman complained about being sandwiched between two obese people.

0:05.3

Yeah, told by American Airlines, our passengers coming all shapes and sizes.

0:10.9

After she said, people need a seatbelt extender are too fat to fly.

0:17.3

If you need a seatbelt extender, it is, I do feel bad for that person that is wedged in between,

0:22.5

you know, two big people as a big guy myself. It's like, oh, man, that's why I hate flying.

0:28.7

You don't want to a convenience somebody I get, you know, everybody's all different shapes and

0:33.5

sizes. Yeah. But don't you kind of like pieces in a puzzle, you probably got to be, all right,

0:39.4

well, this looks wild. Yeah. This is all by saying no meat here. Let's let's put some,

0:45.7

this is all buns, no meat. We're going to have to figure this out. Two fat asses are sitting on,

0:51.3

you know, the window, see aisle seat and you got this skinny chick in the middle.

0:56.0

Yeah, for sure. Then she's, she's a dumbass because she could have been like, why

1:00.0

the really terrible flight? It was really uncomfortable because they were bleeding into my seats.

1:04.7

Uh-huh. Okay, people would be a little understanding when she's like, why these two big fat

1:09.3

tumbleards and they shouldn't be allowed to fly. They should be banned from flying because they're

1:14.0

so fat. Yeah. They had to use extenders. You're right. It's all about how, how do you approach

1:19.2

somebody when you're complaining? Yeah, she had the wrong approach. Yeah. She had my sympathy.

1:25.0

Until she insulted him. Right. And then wants to ban all fat people from flying because that's

1:30.6

obviously not going to happen. Good. I mean, just, just look at the business model that American

1:36.1

Errol, I mean, can you imagine if you ban fat people from flying? It's, I'm sorry, but your

1:41.6

business is going to take a massive hit. Yeah. Yeah. Right. So it's just like, are you really

1:48.8

going to alienate that much of your business? Probably not. But yeah, I totally agree. You're,

1:54.4

you're right. The girl had the worst approach when trying to get sympathy. If she would have just

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