Hello and welcome to citation needed.

The podcast where we choose the subject,

read a single article about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts.

Because this is the internet, and that's how it works now.

I'm Eli Bosnick and I'll be the man in the chair for tonight's foray,

but I'll need some other man in chairs. We're all in chairs. We're

podcasters. First up, two men whose roguish good looks would get them booked by the handsome

police, Cecil and Noah. You know, only if I'm in the carpool lane with somebody else who

actually answers. Yeah. Still undefeated in random listener rankings of our physical attractiveness.

Thank you.

Yeah, those were rough.

Those were rough for me.

Those were hard.

And also joining us tonight, two charming, roguish devils that can both play the face.

Tom and he.

More of a face-off kind of role, but sure.

Ace off?

All right.

Hold on. Hold on.

Am I Cage or Travolta

in this scenario?

And in which part of the story?

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