Ocean Glapion

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2020

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Ocean and Craig talk about dating, professional wrestling, and getting knocked out. Follow Ocean - https://www.instagram.com/oceanlive/ The R. Kelly song we couldn't play - https://youtu.be/B9-B3XRCCN4?t=74 Check out the updated tiers on Patreon! Get bonus content/merch and submit questions and topics for the podcast - https://www.patreon.com/craigconant/ Shout out to our sponsors! The High Society - https://thehighsociety.com/ Sticker Supreme - https://www.instagram.com/stickersupreme/ El Sativo Tequila - https://www.elsativo.com/Comedy Showcase App - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/comedy-showcase-stand-up-clips/id1506312017 For tour dates and merch, check out http://CraigConant.com

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have a number 6-0 in progress in most of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to the shit is dead.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. Are we rolling? This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:22.7	That's me.
0:24.5	Are we rolling?
0:28.8	Oh, dude, that protein bar, my tummy.
0:30.8	I'm going to shit my pants.
0:33.5	Hey, I need more.
0:34.5	I need more stories.
0:37.6	Anyways, welcome to Community Service podcast. What if I started it out, professional like that? Hi, I'm Greg Conan. Anyways, welcome to community service podcast.
0:38.8	What if I started it out,
0:39.7	professional like that?
0:40.9	Hi, I'm Greg Cohen.
0:42.8	Welcome to Community Service podcast.
0:45.0	I'm a fucking nerd now.
0:46.9	I have no STDs,
0:48.4	and I get my homework done.
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