Obsidian Knife | SCP-034

The SCP Experience

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4.8 • 842 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2023

⏱️ 21 minutes

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SCP Foundation SAFE class object, SCP-034: Obsidian Knife This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-034 and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Author: Lucas Click Discover the Author's impressive series of SCP Tales here: https://www.amazon.com/kindle-vella/story/B0BVWJFGV3 Check out more of Mr. Click's work here: newpulptales.com DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content. Parental guidance is advised for children under the age of 18. Listen at your own discretion. #thescpexperience #scp #scpfoundation #scpencounters #securecontainprotect #scpstories #scpexplained #whatisscp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:51.5	even though she has PhDs in anthropology and archaeology, and I'm just the guy
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1:03.9	Hell, I've been working here almost ten years, and I think she's the only researcher who
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