Welcome back to meditation mindset. Time spent alone is the most important.

Sir, are you still in the bath?

Yes, I'm listening to my podcast.

Can I come in?

Ah! No! No!

Just need to grab the core clipers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes.

What? Whoa!

Come on, we're gonna fall for you.

I'm still not looking.

And I'm not listening to my podcast.

Don't want batting.

Meir-hatting.

Simples!

I used to have a friend that I met back in middle school.

We didn't really talk much, but we're in the same classroom and had the same teachers for the last two years.

Eventually, we started sort of talking, but we were always a little shy around each other.

So we didn't talk much until we graduated from high school and reconnected on Twitter.

Some of the memories that I had of her were me getting dropped off at her house to play outside in her pool.

For lunch one time, her mom asked me what I liked for McDonald's.

So I said my usual, a cheeseburger plain, please, line,

as I had said dozens of times with my own mom.

Alice gave me a weird look and asked what that was.

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