Hi, everyone back to Bad on Paper podcast. I'm Becca Freeman. And I'm Olivia Mentor.

And it is our, I think, third annual Valentine's Day, obscure erotica, extravaganza.

Happy Valentine's Day to us all.

How do you feel about what you have brought for us today on a scale of one to ten?

I don't know. I'm still processing it. I have a lot of mixed feelings.

This was a comedy of errors getting to this. But I will tell you that this is the first time I have consumed the audiobook

version. Oh, that's a choice. So I have a different, you know, a different perspective to bring to the

table. Okay. How are you feeling? I think I have a solid eight on my hands. I think I have something that is funny but not scarring for the listeners.

I feel like I maybe went too far last Valentine's Day with the deviled egg man.

I still get a lot of DMs about deviled eggs anytime anyone is eating deviled eggs.

I do too, actually. So I think I found a good balance.

I do think that we have both brought something that could be consumed.

So originally on Saturday night, you DM'd me a screenshot of a book called The Dinosaur's Embrace, a Forbidden Romance.

I have a lot of dinosaur erotica information to report back to you, but that's not the direction I went.

I can't wait. And then yesterday, we talked and I said,

I found mine, and you asked if it's a food item. And I said, no, but it is a drink. Yeah, which I think

we're going to have a little bit of everything. Or, no, actually, that's a complete lie. I think we're

just going to have two very specific things that are in the same world.

If this series has taught me anything, it's that you can make comedy erotica out of anything.

You can fuck anything.

Absolutely. This one really, it really taught me that lesson all over again.

Okay, but before we get to the main event, give me your high.

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