Welcome back to new rock stars. We finally have a trailer for the new Obi-Wan Kenobi series coming to Disney Plus.

And boy, oh boy, does it look like a banger?

Bebop, bim-mow!

Finally, all my hard work and investing in these prequel memes is about to pay off

big time. If we don't get Judge Arbanks as a Sith Lord in this series, We riot.

And by we, I mean me, my roommate Jimmy, and that guy who kind of like, I don't know if he lives in our garage or if he just sleeps there, but he agrees with all my theories as long as I give him a little bit of rum every night in a dish, like a little house cat.

This is Rogue Theory, the show where we pitch the wildest theories for the nerdy titles that we love.

My name is Thomas Michael Bechtold, and I was born in a small farm in upstate New York in 1980-something.

Going Rogue with me today is the angel that all the deep space pilots love to talk about.

It's my queen, my muse, my everything.

Jessica Clemens, hello, Jessica. Hi. Yeah. deep space pilots love to talk about it's my queen my muse my everything jessica clemens hello jessica hi that intro was i hate that i was first after that intro it's so ridiculous i blacked out

i noticed i absolutely blacked I absolutely have no recollection.

Also joining us today is someone who's ready to tell you the tragedy of Dark Vegas, the Wise, and host of the filmlosophers podcast, it's Eddie Villain Wayla.

Hello, Eddie.

How are you?

Hello, hello.

And I thought you were going to tell them that I lived in your garage.

What's going on?

Just let him know our relationship already.

Tommy, come on.

Eddie loves that rum. Oh, you know it. Kitten saucer. Finally, someone who really, really hates sand.

It's coarse. It's irritating. It's off-screen producer, Brandon. Oh, boy, do I hate that sand. It gets everywhere. You can't get it out of anything. You got to bring baby

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